Inside the Mind of a Nathan

Dear Honey Smacks: There's no need to pretend. Your first three ingredients are not honey. Remember when you used to be called "Sugar Smacks"? That was a much more honest epithet. "Dextrose Smacks" would suit you sooner than "Honey Smacks."

Well I'm a poopy nugget. The last time I blogged was January 6th! Sometimes I excuse myself by saying I'm always writing – e-mails, notes, texts, etc. – but I'm not sure that quite counts. However! I must interject before you start thinking hoity-toity thoughts (or maybe I have to interject with my hoity-toity thoughts – whatever). I would wager that the literary quality of my e-mails and text messages exceeds that of the common man's essay.