Please Park Responsibly

I really don't feel like writing. I really feel like playing Skyrim because I just acquired the Dawnguard expansion. I'm looking forward to being a vampire lord.

BUUUUUUT I keep telling Megan to tell me to write, so I'm writing.

I need to start ripping songs off from youtube. I can't believe I never did it before. I recently discovered how to record outgoing audio from my computer. I'll get to that later.

For now, I made an amazing parking pamphlet for all those morons out there.

It's just downright beautiful. I jokingly mentioned the idea to Megan, and she said that I was a genius. My inspiration fired up, and I created that masterpiece! I can't wait to use the first one. Unfortunately, nobody was parked like a moron on my walk home.

Werbel's still lagging because he's neither magical nor cybernetic. I have, however, begun the musings for a satire of the Rudolph brothers. My title will be Professor Nathaniel Knowitall. So far, I'm set on all of the titles but one. I want the titles to have superhero-like qualities.

Siighhhhhhhhh. I need to write more poetry. I recently wrote Megan a magnificent poem. You should read it! It's on Facebook; it's one of my notes. I need to write another silly one though. I need to play with alliteration. I need to eat less candy. Looking back, I wonder how I ever wrote anything creative. I am amazed by my poem Cupid. I wrote that when I was 20. I am amazed by my poem Tigger. I wrote that when I was 24. They weren't that long ago, but, when I pause now, I feel like I could never write anything half useful. I have a reasonable vocabulary, and I know how to rhyme, but I don't readily sense any skills. That's why I think I need to write more poetry: I bog myself down with faux-reflective crap. Instead of writing, I . . .I don't know what it is. I fumble? I shuffle? I pause? I hesitate? I cower? I shy away? Those are all close but not quite it.

About what should I write? I need a prompt. Let us test my luck on Facebook: 9:27.

9:32: "Halloween night :) "

Very well. I'm off.